25 Best Funny Inspirational Quotes about Life

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Funny Inspirational Quotes about life
25 Best Funny Inspirational Quotes about life

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Funny inspirational Quotes about life

“It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.” ― Marilyn Monroe


 

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” ― Phyllis Diller


I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.


 

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin


 

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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell “BINGO!” – Anonymous


 

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. – Oscar Wilde


 

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. – Anonymous


 

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“Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.” ― Golda Meir


 

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” ― George Carlin


 

Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.


 

“If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.” ― Lawrence Ferlinghetti


 

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Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.


 

Solution to two of the world’s problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.


 

Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken!


 

“That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.” ― George Carlin


 

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” ― Cathy Guisewite


 

“They love their hair because they’re not smart enough to love something more interesting.” ―John Green, Looking for Alaska


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I could’ve eaten Alphabets and crapped out a better essay!!


 

“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” ― Winston S. Churchill


 

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.- Lana Turner


 

“If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?” ― Jerry Seinfeld


 

“Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane” ― Rachel Caine, Glass Houses


 

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“Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” ― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously… I’m Kidding


 

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.” ― Rodney Dangerfield


 

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

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