100 Best Funny Quotes with Images

Best Funny Quotes with Images is our latest collection amazing laughing funny quotes and images for everybody who want to make a good moment out of a stressful day of work. human life is day by day getting more complicated and some people even forget to enjoy their moments when they dip into work and make a lot of stress. it would only lead to more stress if continue. take a break enjoy some good humor and relax your mind.

If you think some of your friends or family members really need some help with daily stress, try out our collection of funny quotes images here. it would definitely change their attitude and bring a smile on their faces. and do remember what ever you are busy doing, never forget to take a break enjoy the moments and things you get in life and never miss a good opportunity in life. you will regret it later. 🙂


100 Best Funny Quotes with Images

dumb retards asking for more attention

i need a six month vacation twice a year

that fail moment when you full your blankets up and punch yourself in the face

do you have a bandaid cuz i just scraped my knee falling for you

i hate it when im singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong

dont break someones heart they have only one

thanks to facebook i now know what everyones bathroom looks like

i am a ninja no you are not did you see me do that do what exactly

a man came to my door and asked if i could donate to the local swimming pool and i came back with a glass of water

i changed my password to incorrect so whenever i forget what it is the computer will say your password is incorrect

did you just fall

hey i will be back in 5 minutes


i want to be te reason you look down at your phone and smile

3 am phone call hey are you asleep

my friend thinks hes smart he said onions are the only food that makes you cry

i dont have an attitude problem


after Tuesday even the calendar goes wtf sometimes i pretend to be normal

eight planets two zero four countries

i need a six month vacation twice a year

math mental abuse to humans

how fast can you guess these words

i hate when people see me at the super market and they are like

raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason i have trust issues

dont act like you never waddled across the house to get a new roll of toilet paper with your pants around your ankles

so far i have spent most of 2015 flipoing of the weather channel

i refuse to apologize for being

i want to live in a wordl where the food network delivers

who the heck runs five miles in thirty seconcds

i think about hiring a maid way to often for someone who has plenty of time to clean

two reasons why we dont trust people

you know they make medication for the way you act

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im a brilliant

they say if you cant beat them join them

im not clumsy its just the floor hates me the tables and chairs are bullies the wall gets in the way

im shy at first but i do the stupidest random when i get comfortable

common sense is like deodorant the people who need it most never use it

raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason i have trust issues

im not lazy

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with great power comes great electricity bill

god made every person different he got tired by the time he got to china


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lost in space

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hello i am your wallpaper

that feel when you are grounded

life is short smile while you still have teeths

dear god give me a reason to get up tomorrow and go to that work i hate so much

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stop asking me if i want to build a snowman

sometimes i fantasize about a world where im in charge

i will slap you so hard even google wont be able to find you

how to make the perfect martini

things to do today

dear karma i have a list of people you missed

i dont get drunk i get awesome

home where i can look ugly and enjoy it

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laughing so hard no noise coming out so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal

love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell

never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else

every girls dream is to have a guy call her at 3am

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i love you with all my butt i would say heart but my butt is bigger

anyone can make you happy

somewhere between all our laughs long talks stupid little fights and all our lame jokes ill kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet

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stop waiting for prince charming get up and find him

i love you more

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dont break anybody heart they have only one

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The funny quotes we have here is the best we have collected from all over the web. hope you guys finded the right one and make someone enjoy. I am sure these will also prove to be motivational for you and can change your sad mood into a happy one.