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For all the best friends who love minions, a small collection of minion friendship quotes. Below we had collected some list of quotes for friends. And also some messages for your dearest friends.
Friends will not let you down.
A best friend is like
a four leaf clover,
hard to find,
lucky to have.
When you completely trust a person,
without any doubt, you will get a friend for life or a lesson for life.
The best friendships are build on a solid foundation of sarcasm,
laughter and a dislike of the same people.
We are best friends.
Always remember that
If you fall I will pick you up.
After I finish laughing.
If your friends don’t
make fun of you
They are not really your friends
Best friends are people who make your problems their problems
just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
Friendship isn’t about whom you’ve known the longest
its about who came and never left you side.
Never let your friends feel lonely…
…. Disturb them all the time.
I hope we’re friends until we die,
Then i hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls
and scare the shit out of people.
2015 minion quotes
If you have one friend
who understands you on your level of crazy…
One friends is all you will ever need.
True friends don’t get offended
when you insult them. They laugh
and insult you with something even better.
Friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you
Best friends don’t have good photo with each others.
Only blackmail, only hardcore.!!
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.!!
Making a hundred friends
is not a miracle. The miracle is to make a
single friend who will stand by your side
Even when hundreds are against you.!
I can tell by your sarcastic undertones rude comments and
sheer lack of common decency.
That we should be best friends.!
We’re not friends…
We’re strangers with memories
Friends are like walls.
Sometimes you lean on them.
and sometimes it’s good.
Just knowing they are there.
True friends don’t judge each other.
They judge other people…
A friend who understands
your Tears is much more valuable
than a lot of friends who only know your smile.
If you have one friends who understands you on your level of crazy
One friend is all you will ever need.
they make you laugh
A little louder smile
A little brighter live
A little better than before
They know how
crazy you are &
still choose to be
seen with you in public.
When me and my best friends are together,
we act like the most metally retarded people on the planet.
You can get some love quotes by minions special for your boyfriend / girlfriend. Lovely messages to send your girl or boy who loves minions. Check some Minions Love sms, messages.
2015 minion love quotes
Don’t say you love me,
unless you really mean it,
because i might do something
crazy like believe it.
When you really love someone
age, distance height and weight is just a number
It’s nice to have someone in your life
who can make you smile even when they’re not around.
I want someone who says, “I love you”
every night and prove it everyday.! <3
It is better to be hated
for what you are
than yo be loved
you are not.!!
Never chase love, affection or attention.
If it is not given freely by another person
it is not worth having.
Love is an unconditional commitment to a imperfect person.
To love someone isn’t just a strong feeling.
It’s a decision, a judgement, a PROMISE.
There are always certain things
that you find cute in someone
whom you love
If you truly love someone,
all you want is for them to be happy,
even if deep down,
all you want is fro you to be their happiness.
I hate you, and then
I love you. Its like
I want to throw you off a cliff,
then rush to the bottom to catch you.
minion love quotes 2015
I love you.!! <3
When someone truly cares about you,
they make an effort not an excuse.
I love everybody,
Some I love to be around,
Some I love to avoid,
and others i would love to
punch in the face.
Anyone can love you when the sun is shining,
In the storm you learn who truly cares for you
Love doesn’t need to be perfect
It’s just need to be true.
Distance doesn’t matter
If two hearts loyal to each others
Six billion people in the world,
But I want you.!!
When my arms can’t reach
who are close to my heart
I always hug them
with my prayers
Beauty isn’t all about having a pretty face.
It’s about having a pretty mind,
a pretty heart and a pretty soul.
I do not know where are you…
… but i miss you.
Minion Friends Quotes
You know how you can smack something to get it to work?
I wish i could do that with people
I’m not a SMARTASS…
I am a skilled, trained professional in pointing out the obvious and
I speak fluent sarcasm.
Don’t be afraid of a few extra pounds.
Fat people are harder to kidnap..
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me…
I’ll train you.!!
Laughing is the best medicine.
But if you’re laughing for no reason,
You may need medicine.
Run for your life!
There are stupid people everywhere.!
I have a date tonight, with my bed.
We are totally gonna sleep together.
I don’t suffer from insanity.
I enjoy every minute of it.
When you really want to slap someone,
Do it and Say “Mosquito”
Of course I talk to myself…
Sometimes I need expert advice
I would lose weight,
but i hate losing…
2 Mysterious people live in my house.
Somebody & Nobody.
Somebody did it and Nobody knows who.
Im not crazy
Im just special.!!
… No, wait…..
maybe im crazy
i have to talk to myself
about this, hold on….
I’m so good at sleeping.
I can do it with my eyes closed.
Life is short,
you still have teeth.
So if a redhead goes crazy,
Is it called Ginger snaps?
Think of a number between 0 and 20.
Add 32 to it.
Multiply by 2.
Now close your eyes.
Its dark isn’t it?!!
Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries
to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
I wish there was a way to donate FAT like you can donate blood.
I don’t have to worry about being getting kidnapped,
they would bring me back in less than an hour.!!
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