40+ Funny Good Morning Quotes and Sayings

Wish your beloved ones with our best funny good morning quotes, because we believe that there should be a better way to start each day, instead of waking up every morning like usual… and we have here the right wishes for you to make their day worth remembering that sweet moment in morning. so hope you enjoy and make some smiling faces.

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Funny Good Morning Quotes and sayings

Every morning I wake up saying, I’m still alive; a miracle. And so I keep on pushing.-Jacques Cousteau

Every morning is good; it’s not his fault that someone didn’t sleep well.

In the morning, instead of saying to yourself, ‘I got to wake up’ say ‘I get to wake up!’-Erykah Badu

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have. — Lemony Snicket

Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.

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Each sunrise gives hope to your dreams and light to your plans.-William Ngwako Maphoto

I don’t like the morning, because it starts when I’m still asleep.

Prayer is the key of the morning and the bolt of the evening. — Mahatma Gandhi

The doctor has a new suggestion for you this morning. Laugh a little more in he morning for breakfast, give a beautiful smile in the afternoon. Stay far more happy for dinner. What is the doctors fee? Think more about me – Sally Coleslaw

What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?

True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.

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Good Morning Quotes : Your journey will be much lighter and easier if you don’t carry your past

When you do something noble and beautiful and nobody noticed, do not be sad. For the sun every morning is a beautiful spectacle and yet most of the audience still sleeps.-John Lennon

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.-E.B. White

Every morning I long to hold you, I need you, I want you, I love your warmth… your smell, your taste… Ohhh coffee I love you. Good Morning!

If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don’t be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning ‘Good morning’ at total strangers.

You can become blind by seeing each day as a similar one. Each day is a different one, each day brings a miracle of its own. It’s just a matter of paying attention to this miracle.-Paolo Coehlo

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When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive.-Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive – to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.-Marcus Aurelius
There are some days when I just don’t feel like talking.. Today is that day.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

This is a wonderful day, I have never seen this one before.-Maya Angelou

You have to get up every morning and tell yourself I can do this.

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Always believe something wonderful is about to happen.

I like my coffee black and my mornings bright. — Terri Guillemets

Every sunrise is an invitation for us to arise and brighten someone’s day.-Richelle E. Goodrich

With every rising of the sun, think of your life as just begun.-Unknown
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they’ll all think your on drugs.

I always write ‘Wake Up’ on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.

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Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.

Insomnia is not a problem; a problem is when you don’t know why you get up in the morning.

I never wake up in the morning and wonder why I am here. I wake up and wonder why I am not making here better.

To be successful, the first thing to do is fall in love with your work.

You’ve got to get up every morning with a smile on your face, And show the world all the love in your heart, Then people gonna treat you better, You’re gonna find, yes you will, That you’re beautiful as you feel

Where there’s a will, there’s a way. And where there’s a way, then there’s usually a stop sign somewhere along the road.

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Good Morning Quotes and Sayings – You cry and you scream and you stomp your feet and you shout.

New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts.-David Lynch

Each day you wake up you have a choice. You can have a good day or you can have a bad day, so you might as well have a good one.

The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.

I believe there should be a better way to start each day…instead of waking up every morning…

An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day. — Henry David Thoreau

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Good morning is not just a word, its an action and a belief to live the entire day well. Morning is the time when you set the tone for the rest of the day. Set it right!-Fain Blake

Every morning you have two choices- continue to sleep with dreams or wake up and chase your dreams. The choice is yours!

There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of a day.

There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ’Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ’Good God, morning’!

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It is well to be up before daybreak, for such habits contribute to health, wealth, and wisdom.-Aristotle

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.-Meister Eckhart

No you are not too late nor are you too old. This morning, make up your mind to live anew. Life is not in the mundane boring things but in being alive and doing exciting things.-Mira Banquets

When you wake up in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive-to breath, to think, to love and to enjoy.

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.

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God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.

Even after all this time, The Sun never says to the earth – You owe me.

Every morning is a beautiful morning.-Terri Guillemets

Waking up this morning, I smile. 24 brand new hours are before me. I vow to live fully in each moment. — Thich Nhat Hanh

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You have made my life so very beautiful. My mornings have turned into a happy beginning and my nights end with you etched in my heart.

I went to sleep last night with a smile because I knew I’d be dreaming of you … but I woke up this morning with a smile because you weren’t a dream.

Mornings are a gift of God. They bring in a brand new day, brand new pursuits and a brand new journey. Enjoy them and embrace them… Good Morning.

I could say that you complete me…but that would be a lie, because every morning when I wake I long for you more than the day before.

My day begins with you and all the love and luck seems to be on my side, i know now god’s blessings come in beautiful disguise. Good Morning !!

When you wake up in the morning, kiss your loved one on the forehead and wish them a good day.

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Morning is the time to be thankful for all the people in our lives. I am thankful to God that he blessed me with a person like you. You are the sweetest person I have ever met.

A new day brightens memories of yesterday and promises moments that will sparkle today. Good morning !!

With the ring of the alarm clock, I arose from my bed. Even before I could think of anything you were there knocking on the door of my heart.

You have found true love the day you realize that you want to wake up beside your boyfriend/girlfriend, every morning, even though you have your differences.

When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive, to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love. Good Morning

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Mistake increase your experience ; And experience decreases your mistakes.Have a good day

Don’t just count your blessings, seek them, Earn them, Treasure them,They are jewels that light your path. Good Morning.

Everyday you have another chance to live your life in the best possible way. Good morning!

All good people wish good things for their friends. I wish you a very Good morning!

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You are the pulse that throbs in my veins, you are the antidote that frees me of all pains. You are the rhythm of my heartbeat, without you my life would be incomplete. Good morning.

Every morning reminds me of all the wrong dreams I had been chasing all my life until I found the right one – YOU. Good morning.

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I feel so loved when you say something sweet to me. Even a whisper from your sweet lips can make me have a really wonderful day. You are the one I saw in my dreams and I’m glad you are a reality.

I look for your presence when you are not there, day and night ; to later realize loved ones have our hearts to reside . Good Morning !!

My words are fortunate to find their mark, and they turn into beautiful wishes when you are in my thoughts. Good Morning !!

I think of you and a smiling face i always visualize, wishing you is a happy act to see my thoughts realize . Good Morning !!

A new morning gives a fresh lease of life and bountiful of love to share with them who dreamt with us of this beautiful day. Good Morning !!

The happiness to wish you in the morning is such that i create my messages with love and allow the heart to do the rest. Good Morning !!

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Every morning I wake up to realize that I am dating the Princess from my Fairy tale. Good morning.

Your smile is the only inspiration I need. Your voice is the only motivation I need. Your love is the only happiness I need. Good morning.

Loving you was the best decision of my life. Like the rays of the sun you shine through my heart every day. You bring joy into my life and fill me with happiness. I love you!

The beautiful morning DEW and the lovely morning HUE are symbolic of my love for YOU. Good morning.

You are the reason I can be happy even when I am sad and smile even when I cry. Good morning.

It takes just one second to think about you in the morning, but the smile on my face lasts throughout the day. Good morning.

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Funny Good Morning Quotes For Friends

I hate to wake up because it takes me away from all the dreams I was having about you last night. Good morning.

I must be the luckiest guy alive because every day I meet the girl who I saw in my dreams the previous night. Good morning.

My past will never haunt me, as long as I have you sweetie. Good morning.

I want to be the only guy to be in your heart, because you are the only girl in mine – now and forever. I love you, good morning.

It makes me so happy,this is what I’m gonna do, Send a good morning message right back to you,Good Morning my Friend.

Morning or afternoon, evening or night, I will always love you with all my might. Good morning.

The cold morning breeze reminds me of you – a tingling sensation I feel on my skin, bringing a surge of joy from within. Good morning.

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Funny Good Morning Love Quotes

As I awaken each morning, my dreams of you fade as thoughts of you flood my mind with sensual assault.

I could say that you complete me…but that would be a lie, because every morning when I wake I long for you more than the day before. Source Unknown

Morning is a wonderful blessing, either sunny or stormy. It stands for hope … giving us another start of what we call Life.

Love is not needing a snooze button on your alarm clock, because when it goes off for the first time in the morning, the thoughts of your loved one makes it impossible to fall back asleep.

Eyes are not meant for tears and heart is not meant for fear, never get upset but always cheer bcoz u r the 1 who can make people smile for years. Good Morning!

Sending a warm wish your way, may it brighten your day like the morning rays. Very good morning!

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A morning greeting does not only mean ‘Good Morning,’ it has a silent, loving message saying, ‘I think of you when I wake up.’

I’m not a morning person, but if I woke up every morning next to you, I would be.

Come let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves.Proverbs 7:18

Did you feel a little warm in the morning?I sent you a couple of hugs in my thoughts! Good Morning my Sweet!

God has added one more day in your life not necessarily coz you need it but because someone else might need u. Good Morning!

I woke up one day and thought something was missing. So I got up from my bed, grabbed my cell phone and sent you a morning greeting. Good Morning!

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Family, friends, health & time don’t come with a price tag! It’s only when we lose them that we realize their true value. Good Morning!

You are the first thing to enter my mind in the morning and the last thing to leave my heart at night.

Come let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves.

A morning greeting does not only mean ‘Good Morning,’ it has a silent, loving message saying, ‘I think of you when I wake up.’Source Unknown

May you start this new day with your beautiful smile and happiness.

With petals of roses, pal full of holly water, light full of sun, fragrance of flower and grass with dew. I wish u a very special Good Morning!

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You have no idea how good it feels to wake up every morning knowing you are mine and I am yours. Source Unknown

Being in love with you makes every morning worth getting up for.Source Unknown

I could say that you complete me…but that would be a lie, because every morning when I wake I long for you more than the day before.

I went to sleep last night with a smile because I knew I’d be dreaming of you… but I woke up this morning with a smile because you weren’t a dream. Good Morning, baby!

Morning is a wonderful blessing, either sunny or stormy. It stands for hope … giving us another start of what we call Life.

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You are the first thing to enter my mind in the morning and the last thing to leave my heart at night.

You have found true love the day you realize that you want to wake up beside your boyfriend/girlfriend, every morning, even though you have your differences. Source Unknown

Life is a rope that swings us through hope. Always believe that today is better than yesterday & tomorrow will be much better than today… good morning babe.

I went to sleep last night with a smile because I knew I’d be dreaming of you … but I woke up this morning with a smile because you weren’t a dream. Source Unknown

May you begin this day with a smile on your face,and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love.

Night has ended yesterday,morning brings another day.May you smile like the sunny rays and leave your worries at the bright blue bay. Good Morning!

 

We try to select the best and beautiful funny good morning quotes that make make your loved ones day a beautiful day. with  our good morning funny quotes, you could make someone’s day a more beautiful one to bring that smile all day along.

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