40+ Best Quotes about Coffee

Best quotes about Coffee is the most inspiring list of coffee quotes for hard core coffee drinkers. Coffee lovers will agree that opening your eyes to a perfectly brewed cup of a good morning coffee and its magnificent smell gives the most inspiring kick for the whole day. We have here collected some of the best quotes about coffee, for the hard core coffee fan in you. share these beautiful quotes about coffee with more coffee lovers or your friends, family and loved ones. And inspire your beautiful beloved ones with some Coffee Love! Here is our 40+ quotes about coffee that prove how it is not just a caffeinated drink, but the essence of life distilled into a cup!

40+ Best Quotes about Coffee
40+ Best Quotes about Coffee


Best Quotes about Coffee

“I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.” – John Van Drute

“How much better is silence; the coffee cup, the table. How much better to sit by myself like the solitary sea-bird that opens its wings on the stake. Let me sit here for ever with bare things, this coffee cup, this knife, this fork, things in themselves, myself being myself.” – Virginia Woolf

“You are lucky because you caught me in a transitional phase. I was sitting here, eating my muffin, drinking my coffee, and I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity. – Samuel L. Jackson – Pulp Fiction

“I don’t really like coffee, she said, but I don’t really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either.” – Brian Andreas

“And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this crap. For God’s sake, they were blowing peoples’ heads off because they put a tax on their breakfast beverage…. And it wasn’t even coffee.” – Dennis Miller

“Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility.” – Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir

“I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” – Flash Rosenberg

“There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn’t that seem like cheating?” – Andy Rooney

“We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.”

“I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.” – Abigail Reynolds

“I had some dreams…they were clouds in my coffee” – Carly Simon

“As soon as coffee is in your stomach, there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move… similes arise, the paper is covered. Coffee is your ally and writing ceases to be a struggle.” – Honore de Balzac

“Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.” – Edward Abbey

“I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.” – Burt Lancaster

“I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” – Clark Gable

“Should I kill myself or have a cup of coffee?” – Abert Camus

“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” – Jean Kerr

“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.”

“I never laugh until I had my coffee.” – Clark Gable

“During the depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.” – Bill Maher

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Best Quotes about Coffee

“Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!’” – Conan O’Brien

“I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.” – Sandra Bullock

“That’s something that annoys the hell out of me—I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.” – Holden Caufield, Catcher in the Rye (J.D. Salinger)

“Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.” – Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord

“Without my morning coffee I’m just like a dried up piece of roast goat.” – Johann Sebastian Bach

“Wine is for aging….not coffee.” – Ken Hutchinson – Starsky & Hutch

“You did it! Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It’s great to be here.” – Will Ferrell – Elf

“Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis — a good hot cup of coffee.” — Alexander King

“Coffee is a language in itself.” – Jackie Chan

“You make good coffee….You’re a slob, but you make good coffee.” -Cher – Moonstruck

“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.” – Dave Berry

“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” – Sir James Mackintosh

“Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.” – Bill Cosby

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. – Abraham Lincoln

“Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” – David Letterman

“Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” – Anne Morrow Lindbergh

“I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.”

“Coffee in England is just toasted milk.”

“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?”

“I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

We have here try to share a few other famous quotes about coffee. the relationship between coffee and coffee-lover is nothing new. Coffee has been fueling us for centuries, pulling men and women into its embrace and never letting go. if you are interested in more coffee resources, check out our links below.Cheers!

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