40+ Funny Coffee Quotes and Sayings

Funny coffee quotes and Coffee sayings is the best collection of famous quotes about coffee drinkers. some of you might laugh when i say about coffee lovers, but some guys just like me can’t even think of starting a day with out my favorite cup of coffee on table.  and there is nothing funny about coffee, except these quotes. Don’t forget to smile today with this list of some of my favorite funny coffee quotes.Believe me it’s a serious relationship i have with my coffee. 😉

Today, more than 150 million Americans drink coffee daily, and about two-thirds of all coffee is consumed in the morning. The average price for a cup comes in at $1.38, adding up to $40 billion spent by Americans on every year, a (2010 study found).

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30+ Funny Coffee Quotes and Sayings

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Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. – Jessi Lane Adams

Coffee, n. break fluid. – Author Unknown

Coffee! Brewed for friends, sipped for pleasure and enjoyed by all!

Coffee… if only everything in life was as reliable!…

Coffee: ok, not really a vegetable, but without it I turn into one.

Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee.” – Alexander King

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C:\COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep? – Author Unknown

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. – Star Trek: Voyager

Drink coffee to get the energy to drink more coffee

Drink coffee! Because you can’t get anything done when you’re asleep

Drinking coffee and slacking off are all part of what I do

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An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for.” – Jarod Kintz

Coffee first. Schemes later.” – Leanna Renee Hieber

Happiness can be measured by how many cups of coffee you’ve had in the last 24 hours

I can’t even tie my shoes before I’ve had my coffee

I don’t exercise in the morning. It makes my coffee spill

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I’d stop drinking coffee, but I’m no quitter. – Author Unknown

I hereby arm myself today with coffee and the willingness to be wrong

I love you more than coffee… but not always before coffee

I’m a survivor. I can ask for coffee in five languages

I’m sorry for what I said before I had my coffee…

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I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume. – John Van Druten

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.” – Terry Pratchett

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. – Author Unknown

I haven’t had my coffee yet… don’t make me hurt you!

Good ideas start with brainstorming. Great ideas start with coffee


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Funny Coffee Quotes and coffee Sayings

In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour. – Author Unknown

Decaf? No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. – Author Unknown

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.” – Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
I’ve been forcefully taken out of bed. I need coffee to get over it!

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine, to accept the things I can’t change!

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I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” – Flash Rosenberg

Retirement is one great big giant coffee break. – Author Unknown

Nothing is quite as wonderful as a fresh cup of coffee

Nothing like hot coffee on a cold day… or a mild day… or a warm day… or any day

On the bright side, my coffee will never get cold in hell

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. – Alphonse Allais

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Funny Coffee Quotes and coffee Sayings

If it ain’t caffeinated, it ain’t coffee! – Author Unknown

Our home runs on love, laughter and cups of strong coffee

You cant buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s the same thing

Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin! – Author Unknown

Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another coffee. – Author Unknown

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I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! – Author Unknown

Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning. – Author Unknown

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. – David Letterman

May your burdens be none and your coffee be strong!

Monday! I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee!


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Ultimate office automation – networked coffee machines. – Author Unknown

Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish. – Author Unknown

The fresh smell of coffee soon wafted through the apartment, the smell that separates night from day.” – Haruki Murakami

Morning coffee – the most important meal of the day

My 2 goals today were to get out of bed and drink coffee. So far, I’ve had success.

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COFFEE.SYS Not Found: User startup disabled. – Author Unknown

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. – Jonathan Swift

I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” – Louisa May Alcott

Never underestimate the importance of being properly caffeinated

Not sure if my headache’s from too much coffee, or not enough

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I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. – Ronald Reagan

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” – David Lynch

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.” – Stephanie Piro

Is there anything better than coffee? Chocolate, maybe, and sex ranks very close I suppose.” – A.R. Miller

Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors? – Author Unknown

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I make serious coffee – so strong it wakes up the neighbors. – Author Unknown

Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich. – Author Unknown

All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person. – Author Unknown

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Funny Coffee Quotes and coffee Sayings

Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. – Dutch Proverb

says if I reach over and choke you, it’s not that I don’t like you, it’s just that I’ve had too much caffeine and you’re starting to piss me off

Dear Coffee, Thank you for always being here for me every morning to wake me up and give me lots of energy…I couldn’t do it without you! Love, Me!

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